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Why you'll want it

The day doesn't leave your head on its own.

Five minutes at the very end, when your hair comes down and nothing else needs doing.

Scalp Massager

Five minutes. Then the day leaves your head.

The step that ends the evening rather than starting it.

How it fits

Three steps, then it's over.

Taken from the instructions that ship in the box - not written to sound impressive.

Prep — Hair down, dry or wet.
01 Prep Hair down, dry or wet. Works in the shower or on the sofa. Most people prefer dry.
Use — Small circles, crown to nape.
02 Use Small circles, crown to nape. No pressure — let the weight of your hand do it.
Finish — Rinse and hang.
03 Finish Rinse and hang. Warm water, then hang it to dry by the strap.
What it is

The facts, in ten seconds.

Material, power, size and session length - visible, not buried in a tab.

  • MaterialSoft TPR body, tapered silicone cones
  • PowerNone — manual
  • Weight65 g
  • GripMoulded finger cradle underneath
  • CareRinse after use, hang to dry
What to expect

Tapered silicone cones moving in small circles from the crown to the nape. No pressure, no noise, nothing to plug in. Five minutes that feel like someone else is doing it.

Why this one

The reasons people actually give.

Not a feature list. The five hesitations that come up, and the short answer to each.

No energy left at the end of the day? Five minutes, and it is the last thing rather than one more thing.
Shower or sofa? Either. Most people prefer dry.
Worried about pressing too hard? No pressure needed. Let the weight of your hand do it.
Anything to charge or replace? Nothing. Rinse it and hang it up.
Product truth

Exactly what you'll receive.

Scalp Massager - what is in the box
  • The massager and a hang strap
What you see is what arrives.
The details

Everything, plainly.

The last five minutes of the evening, when your hair comes down and the day finally leaves your head.

Why it's here

  • Five minutes — The step that ends the evening rather than starting it.
  • Wet or dry — Works in the shower or on the sofa. Most people prefer dry.
  • No pressure needed — Small circles. Let the weight of your hand do it.

What's in the box

The massager and a hang strap.

How to use it

Dry or in the shower. Small circles from the crown to the nape, no pressure. Rinse in warm water and hang it to dry.

What we won't say

It won't grow hair or fix your scalp. It feels good for five minutes, and that's why it's here.

Material
Soft TPR body, tapered silicone cones
Power
None — manual
Weight
65 g
Grip
Moulded finger cradle underneath
Care
Rinse after use, hang to dry
Dry or in the shower. Small circles from the crown to the nape, no pressure. Rinse in warm water and hang it to dry.
Before you add it

The questions people actually ask.

How long does it actually take? Five minutes. Then the day leaves your head. The step that ends the evening rather than starting it.
How fast will it get here? Ships from a U.S. warehouse. Estimated delivery 4-7 days after dispatch, subject to the current order window. Free shipping over $65.
What exactly comes with it? The massager and a hang strap.
What if I change my mind? 30 days, unused and in the original packaging. Email us and we will send a label - no explanation needed.
Anything I should know first? It won't grow hair or fix your scalp. It feels good for five minutes, and that's why it's here.
What we won't say It won't grow hair or fix your scalp. It feels good for five minutes, and that's why it's here.
When it arrives 4-7 days Ships from a U.S. warehouse. Estimated delivery 4-7 days after dispatch, subject to the current order window. Free shipping over $65.
If you change your mind 30 days 30 days, unused and in the original packaging. Email us and we will send a label — no explanation needed.
Real routines

Seen in real evenings.

Filmed in actual rooms, at actual times, by people who were going to do this anyway.

We would rather show you four honest frames than invent forty reviews. As real customer content arrives, it replaces this.

Complete the hour

The pieces either side of it.

Nothing here is required. They simply happen in the same hour.

Free shipping over $65
Scalp Massager Ships from the U.S. 4-7 days Free shipping over $65 30 days, unused and in the original packaging.
$15.00